Jack Corbett ( @unclebiguns ) and Andy Warren( @sqlAndy ) invited me to speak at this month’s Orlando PASS meeting. First, I want to thank them for the opportunity. I enjoyed it. For the benefit of those who couldn’t make the trip to Tampa last month for SQL Saturday #32, I did my talk on “Database Hardening via PowerShell”. I worked a half day and then headed to Orlando around 12:30 PM. The plan was to speak and to visit my daughters at the University of Central Florida. I visited with the youngest daughter prior to the meeting. When I asked if she was available, she asked “Does this mean I get a free lunch?”. Yes, we had a late lunch . After lunch, I headed over to the meeting location around 4 PM hoping to beat the rush hour traffic. Boy, was I wrong. The constant rain that day slowed I-4 Eastbound traffic to a crawl. Plus, I was wondering who let all these people off work early??? I arrived at the meeting location at 5 PM, a full hour before the meeting started. I’m